[Verse 1]
They call me Albo
Rent-a-girl says I run the show
Boarded-up heart
But Toto still follows me home
They’re digging for a backbone
Like it’s lost out in the scrub
But I’m sipping cheap beer in the kitchen
Shrugging with a crooked little grin

[Chorus]
I’m the boss
I’m doing fine
Ask Wongy
Chris and Burky
They’ll align
Got the weight of this island on the brink
But my circle says I’m better than you think
Yeah
I’m the boss
I’m doing fine
I’m the boss
I’m doing fine

[Verse 2]
They swear I bent the whole map
Tilted the compass off true
Say I’ve got this wide brown land
Hanging by a worn-out screw
But my mates lean back in their chairs
Kick the legs
Raise a glass to the sky
“Keep your chin up
You stubborn fool
You’re our bloke
You’ll be alright”

[Chorus]
I’m the boss
I’m doing fine
Ask Wongy
Chris and Burky
They’ll align
Got the weight of this island on the brink
But my circle says I’m better than you think
Yeah
I’m the boss
I’m doing fine
I’m the boss
I’m doing fine

[Bridge]
Everyone’s got a hot take
Everyone’s got a stone to throw
But late night on the back step
It’s just me and Toto in the glow
If they’re hunting for my heart
Tell ’em try the second-hand store
If they’re searching for my spine
It’s taped to the fridge door

I’m the boss
I’m the boss
I’m the boss
I’m the boss