Not Cute Kids

[Verse 1]
Saw your picture in the paper, oh, what a sight,
You and him on the front porch, holding hands tight.
He’s got a face only a mother could cheer,
And a laugh like a busted old John Deere.

[Chorus]
Your new boyfriend ain’t cute, no, he’s not,
I’m glad he’s the one who tied the knot.
Go on, get married, live your small-town bliss,
Raise some not-cute kids just like this.

[Verse 2]
He’s got a truck that don’t start half the time,
And a handshake weaker than watered-down wine.
You said you wanted someone with heart,
But honey, I think you aimed a bit too far apart.

[Prechorus]
I’m not bitter, no, I’m just fine,
But girl, that man ain’t worth a dime.

[Chorus]
Your new boyfriend ain’t cute, no, he’s not,
I’m glad he’s the one who tied the knot.
Go on, get married, live your small-town bliss,
Raise some not-cute kids just like this.

[Bridge]
Now don’t mind me, I’m just speaking my truth,
You traded a diamond for a dull chipped tooth.
But hey, who am I to judge your dreams,
Guess love ain’t always what it seems.