Homeschooled Funk

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[Verse 1]
I'm the type of guy the ladies can't refuse
Slide in the room
Already old news
I'm the one who always reads the subtle moves
I understand
Yeah
I understand those social cues (oh!)

[Chorus]
You wanna know how I got this way?
How I turned awkward into bold and suave
You see this charm
See this groove I own?
The answer’s pretty clear
I was schooled at home
Yeah
The answer’s pretty clear
I was schooled at home (uh!)

[Verse 2]
Flash cards
Phone calls
Mama runnin' drills
"Look 'em in the eyes
Boy
Listen when they're still"
Practice on the neighbors
Practice on the phone
Now I glide through a crowd like I built this zone

[Chorus]
You wanna know how I got this way?
How I turned quiet into solid gold
Social butterfly the ladies never leave alone
The answer’s pretty clear
I was schooled at home
Yeah
The answer’s pretty clear
I was schooled at home (come on)

[Bridge]
[Breakdown: bass and drums ride
Guitar scratching soft]
Homework on the head tilt
Homework on the smile
Extra credit every time I made 'em laugh a while
Diploma in the dance floor
Major in the charm
Graduated in the kitchen from my mama’s arm (yeah!)

[Chorus]
You wanna know how I got this way?
How I turned shy into smooth control
From the backyard class to the whole dance floor grown
The answer’s pretty clear
I was schooled at home
Yeah
The answer’s pretty clear
I was schooled at home (oh

Written, produced - Rick Dean
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