Ground Floor .. Household items just for the female. Cleaning, dusting, and other worthless shit like that.

First Floor .. Ladies underwear, both new and used.

Second Floor .. Furnishings for pets, dogs, cats, and even the wife.

Third Floor .. Washing Machines, (with instructions 'how to use',, Warning, NOT for the typical female).

Fourth Floor .. This floor is for Men only (cars, motorbikes, boats, fishing, camping, guns, general fun stuff).

Fifth Floor .. Bedding for the woman.

Sixth Floor .. Bedding for the girlfriend or lover, includes Kiss Cam and computerized home video equipment.

Seventh Floor .. Officially authorized legal services, including severance, annulment, small weapons, personal defense devices, untraceable poisons, and special instruction about How Accidents Can and Do Happen.

Eighth Floor .. Disposable devices to help you, or a mate, get rid of the wife, girlfriend, or someone no longer necessary.

Ninth Floor .. A Staircase, for men who prefer to walk up to the 'Real Men Only' private and exclusive, fashionable, rooftop barbeque.

Tenth Floor .. Gentlemen, you have arrived at the exclusive Real Men Only barbeque and leisure centre for all real men. 24hours per day videos, of motor racing crashes, horse racing, fishing, cute young gorgeous girls, wrangling, catching and cooking wildlife, blokes doing funny things on camera, women doing stupid, brainless things like talking and generally being annoying to everybody. We also have weekly experts teaching you about growing, smoking and hiding your own stash. Also, How to make your own beer, or whisky, or gin, or rum, including how to make alcoholic ginger ale, , so she'll never know,

And Best of all, don't forget that you can drop off your wife, girlfriend or woman, who just won't go away, down at the basement, seven days a week, twenty-four hours a day, three hundred and sixty-five days of the year. If required, Pick ups are available Monday to Friday between 3 fifteen and 3 twenty pm. No pick ups on Saturday and Sunday or public holidays, therefore you can leave her here, this lets you have total peace and quiet on the most important days of the week.

Have a great, remarkable day, or night, at. "Happy, I Remember, Happy".