[Verse]

Chopping dreams on a wooden board

Tiny caps

A mushroom horde

Finely diced

My knife's a sword

In the kitchen’s glow

[Chorus]

It’s a mushroom tango

A savory dance

Wrapped in pastry

It’s my romance

Beef Wellington

My heart’s in the pan

A meal fit for kings

Or a childcare clan

[Verse 2]

The kids are wild

The day’s a storm

But here in the dough

I find my form

Butter melts and the world feels warm

I stir

I knead

I hum

[Bridge]

Whisking dreams in a creamy haze

The oven sings

It sets ablaze

Who knew a meal could heal the craze

Of a day so wonderfully dumb

[Chorus]

It’s a mushroom tango

A savory dance

Wrapped in pastry

It’s my romance

Beef Wellington

My heart’s in the pan

A meal fit for kings

Or a childcare clan

[Outro]

So here’s to mushrooms

Beef

And joy

To every child

To every ploy

The Wellington’s done

No need to annoy

Let’s eat

Let’s laugh

Let’s deploy