[Verse 1]

A green leaf sits lonely on the plate

Dressing drips

But it’s too late

Nobody’s laughing

Nobody’s loud

No forks raised high

No rowdy crowd

[Chorus]

Alcohol

Let’s raise a glass

No good story starts with grass

Pour it strong

Make it tall

Life’s too short for leaves at all

Life’s too short for leaves at all

[Verse 2]

Spinach whispers

Kale stays shy

Vodka shouts

Tequila flies high

A crouton can’t spark a wild spree

But whiskey's got a plan for me

[Chorus]

Alcohol

Let’s raise a glass

No good story starts with grass

Pour it strong

Make it tall

Life’s too short for leaves at all

Life’s too short for leaves at all

[Prechorus]

No lettuce

No regrets

We’re chasing nights we won’t forget

[Chorus]

Alcohol

Let’s raise a glass

No good story starts with grass

Pour it strong

Make it tall

Life’s too short for leaves at all

Life’s too short for leaves at all

[Bridge]

A martini stirs a rebel soul

Rum and Coke takes full control

The salad bar can sit and stare

We’re living wild

We’re breathing air