[Verse] You stretch to the left You groan to the right Every joint’s a rebel Putting up a fight The knees are cracking like a campfire at night [Prechorus] Oh the years sneak in They don’t even knock Now your body's the punchline Round the clock [Chorus] You put your left leg in Your back gives a shout You’re creaking and cramping The gout’s hanging out You twist and you turn And then without a doubt A little wee comes out Yeah That's what it's all about [Verse 2] You wake up slow ‘cause the floor feels far Your ankles squeak louder than an old junk car And tying your shoes? Feels like raising the bar [Prechorus] But you laugh it off 'cause what else can you do Every creak's a badge of honor Proof you grew [Chorus] You put your left leg in Your back gives a shout You’re creaking and cramping The gout’s hanging out You twist and you turn And then without a doubt A little wee comes out Yeah That's what it's all about