[Verse]

Out on the farm, in the morning light,

The rooster crows, sets the world to right.

But down by the pen, where the corn husks lay,

There's a question that haunts the farmer each day.

[Chorus]

The girl or the pig, which one will it be?

One grunts when she's squeezed, the other runs free.

He looks at the barn, then back at the sty,

Is this the farmer who wants a wife, or just a guy?

[Verse 2]

Her apron is stained with the work of her hand,

The pig's in the mud, where it loves to stand.

One bakes the bread, the other eats the peel,

One gives a soft grunt, the other just squeals.

[Chorus]

The girl or the pig, which one will it be?

One grunts when she's squeezed, the other runs free.

He looks at the barn, then back at the sty,

Is this the farmer who wants a wife, or just a guy?

[Bridge]

The sun sets low on the rolling fields,

The harvest is done, the land reveals.

He stands in the yard, heart caught in the fight,

The pig’s in the pen, but the girl’s in the night.

[Verse 3]

Come morning, the choice must be made,

The plow waits ready, the debts are unpaid.

Will he take the hand, or keep to the swine?

A life to be shared, or a lonely decline?