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 Where the Boys Are (Parody Version)

[Verse]

Where the boys are

They’re eating ice cream cones

One’s got sprinkles

Another juggles stones

A smilin’ face? Oh

Maybe

I don’t know

But two arms to hold me? They’re busy at the show

[Chorus]

Where the boys are

They're making some noise

Hollerin’ loud like mischievous toys

If he’s walkin’ down a street

Trippin’ over his feet

Then that’s the boy for me

[Verse 2]

In the crowd of a million dancers

They’re doing the twist

One’s got moves

But he’s not on my list

He’s got style

But he smells like pine

The boy I’ll love’s got rhythm

Oh

He’ll be divine

[Chorus]

Where the boys are

They’re cracking bad jokes

Laughing so hard

They’re nearly broke

If he’s juggling a pie

With a gleam in his eye

Then that’s the boy for me

[Bridge]

I’ll climb the steeple

Scream his name so high

The world will know

That goofy guy’s my guy

From the rooftops

I’ll shout it clear

But first

I need him to appear

[Chorus]

Where the boys are

They’re all so absurd

Throwin’ paper planes

Shouting random words

But when I see his grin

I’ll know deep within

That he’s the boy for me

 

Written, produced - Rick Dean
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