[Verse]

You better watch your step

Better hold your tongue

When the storm rolls in

You’ll wish you’d run

My dad’s got fire

My grandma’s got aim

They don’t play fair

They don’t play tame

[Chorus]

If you mess with me

Better run for your life

Dad’s bringing thunder

Grandma’s got a knife

Oh

The family’s coming

Yeah

They don’t play nice

You’ve crossed the line

Now roll the dice

[Verse 2]

Grandma’s in her sneakers

Dad’s got the truck

They’re speeding down the road

You’re out of luck

They’ve got your name

And they’ve got the plan

Run fast

Run far

While you still can

[Bridge]

Grandma’s knitting justice

Sharp as a blade

Dad’s fists like hammers

Promises made

No escape

No place to hide

Family’s a storm

Better step aside

[Chorus]

If you mess with me

Better run for your life

Dad’s bringing thunder

Grandma’s got a knife

Oh

The family’s coming

Yeah

They don’t play nice

You’ve crossed the line

Now roll the dice

[Outro]

Dad’s at the door

Grandma’s got the glare

You thought you’d get away

But we’re everywhere

Mess with me once

You’ll regret it twice

This family’s fire

And we don’t think twice