[Verse 1]
She goes
"What
Don't men open car doors anymore?"
I said
"Mate
How you reckon I get in
Through the floor?"
Keys in my hand
Brain in a knot
Trying to be sweet
But I'm laughing a lot

[Chorus]
What
Don't men open car doors anymore?
Course we do
How we getting in
Through the bloody door
Twist that handle
Kick that frame
If respect's a gesture
It ain't a game
What
Don't men open car doors anymore?
Yeah we do
That's how we get into the car

[Verse 2]
I’ll walk you round
Click unlock
Hold it wide
You still mock
"If you were a real man..."
Here we go
I’m just trying not to slam
My own elbow

[Chorus]
What
Don't men open car doors anymore?
Course we do
How we getting in
Through the bloody door
Twist that handle
Kick that frame
If respect's a gesture
It ain't a game
What
Don't men open car doors anymore?
Yeah we do
That's how we get into the car

[Bridge]
If I open it first
I’m a show‑off (am I?)
If I don’t jump fast
Then I’m slack (too slow)
You want old‑school charm or a ride back home?
Pick one
Can’t have both
That’s a fact (oi!)

[Chorus]
What
Don't men open car doors anymore?
Course we do
How we getting in
Through the bloody door
Twist that handle
Kick that frame
If respect's a gesture
We’ll do the same
What
Don't men open car doors anymore?
Yeah we do
That’s how we get into the car (into the car)
Into the car (into the car)