[Verse 1]
Mate
I heard her before I met her
High heels hammerin’ like hail on a shed
Laugh too loud for a Sunday arvo
Talkin’ ’bout a fight she reckons she’d have won instead

[Chorus]
Women and police cars
Both let you know they’re comin’
Full volume down the main drag
Tyres turn
Tongues keep runnin’
If it’s blue lights or black dress
Either way
You get a warnin’
Women and police cars
Make a racket ’fore the storm hits in the mornin’

[Verse 2]
Cop car crawlin’ past the bottle-o
UHF cracklin’
Someone’s night gone wrong
She’s at the bar
Yellin’ for the next shout
Singin’ off-key to a half-remembered song (oi!)

[Chorus]
Women and police cars
Both let you know they’re comin’
Full volume down the main drag
Tyres turn
Tongues keep runnin’
If it’s blue lights or black dress
Either way
You get a warnin’
Women and police cars
Make a racket ’fore the storm hits in the mornin’